So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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