in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I could have mohawked her pubes.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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