Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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