I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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