she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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