these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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