Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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