dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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