I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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