my sisters under your porch take her home
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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