I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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