So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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