Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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