So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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