"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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