good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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