ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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