no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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