So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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