Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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