Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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