They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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