Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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