i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
