I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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