Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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