So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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