Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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