I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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