i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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