OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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