I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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