"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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