If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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