that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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