we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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