the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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