question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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