With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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