After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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