is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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