He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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