I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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