I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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