is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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