whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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