By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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