After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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