I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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