The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact