WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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