the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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