Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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