Midget sex pt 2 tonight
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I have feelings that need drinking.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Never joke about your clitoris.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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