Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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