I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just googled if crying burns calories
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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