D3 body, D1 cock
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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