she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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