Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Drunk is a universal language darling
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