i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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